Two years ago, Adam Sandler starred in writer-director Judd
Apatow’s rib-tickling comedy-drama “Funny People.” In “Funny People,” Sandler
played a successful fortysomething comedian who had sold himself out to the
Hollywood system and was now starring in hopelessly dumb, schlocky comedies;
for example, one film that was briefly shown had Sandler’s character playing a
hideous man-baby (a baby boy with the head of a fully-grown male). Obviously, this
was intended by Apatow to be a mockery of the idiotic, big-budget studio
comedies Hollywood is known to churn out nowadays; it was a sharp, albeit
simple, piece of satire heightened by the involvement of Sandler, who in the
real world had also latched onto crappy comedies of this sort.
However, it seems Sandler is determined to become a parody
of himself not only on the big screen but also in real life. You see, his latest
movie, “Jack and Jill,” is a film so bad, so stupid and so utterly insulting
that it’s almost as if one of the fake movies from “Funny People” burst out
from the screen, landed in the real world and somehow managed to gain a wide
theatrical release for mass public consumption; the fact that this is not the
case – i.e. a crew of professional filmmakers actually made this film – is
absolutely horrifying.
“Jack and Jill” is yet another movie – scratch that, product
– from Sandler’s very own production company, Happy Madison Productions. It
also marks the seventh collaboration between Sandler and his usual director,
Dennis Dugan, who together have given us such unforgettable comedy classics as
“Grown Ups,” “I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry” and “You Don’t Mess with the
Zohan.” If that’s not an indication to avoid this film at all costs, I don’t
know what is.
Their latest film, another comedy, contains one joke; this
joke is that Adam Sandler is playing his own sister. Actually, hold the phone,
the film has two jokes: Adam Sandler is playing his own sister, and the sister
is very annoying. These two jokes, thin as they may be, are stretched out way
beyond their limitations to 90 painful minutes of mind-numbing “comedy,” much
more than the two to three minutes they deserve on a bad episode of Saturday
Night Live – indeed, Sandler’s old SNL buddies all get their own cameos in the
film, including David Spade, who plays a much more convincing woman in the film
than Sandler.
The plot, if you can call it that, is as follows. Jack
(Sandler) has a twin sister named Jill (Sandler in a dress and wig and putting
on a lady voice, LOL). Jill flies all the way to Jack’s ridiculously fancy
house for Thanksgiving. Jack doesn’t like Jill. Jill is very annoying. Jill
does stupid things that annoy Jack. Jill stays at Jack’s house longer than she
intended on. Jack becomes mad. Jill
accidentally becomes romantically involved with Al Pacino (yes, Al Pacino from “The
Godfather”), with whom Jack wishes to do a business deal. Jack decides to keep
them together until the deal is done, but Jill, for some strange reason,
doesn’t want to go out with Al Pacino. Jack becomes mad. Jill continues to be
annoying. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Throughout these 90 minutes of pitiless torture, we watch as
Jack becomes increasingly frustrated with Jill’s behaviour, which stretches
from social idiocy (talking on her mobile phone in a movie theatre) to cultural
ignorance (adamant that “It’s a Wonderful Life” is not called “It’s a Wonderful
Life”). This concept has worked in films before – for instance, there’s the hysterical
1991 Frank Oz-directed comedy “What About Bob?” in which an egotistical psychiatrist
is driven mad by the actions of one of his patients, a lovable, accident-prone and
incessantly intrusive goof who is a very entertaining and genuinely hilarious
character.
This is opposed to “Jack and Jill,” throughout which we, as
an audience, are as frustrated by Jill’s behaviour as Jack is; the character of
Jill is not likable, funny or entertaining, instead obnoxious as hell,
tediously unfunny and absolutely insufferable to watch. We are not entertained
by Jill; we are irritated by her, and every second she spends on-screen is a
second we feel we could spend doing something much more productive – clubbing
baby seals, for example.
The film also manages to be incredibly insulting to its
audience. For starters, the comedy on display is deplorable bottom-of-the-barrel
kind of stuff, chock-a-block with witless, brain-dead humour that probably
wouldn’t even appeal to your average three-year-old. For example, we have an
old Mexican lady getting thwacked in the face (which occurs twice in the same
scene), a Shetland pony having its legs crushed under the weight of Jill (which
doesn’t make much sense, as Jill really isn’t very fat, but hey, who cares?),
Jack’s gardener being a Mexican who constantly jokes about being Mexican (LOL,
he’s Mexican), and the always-reliable sound of characters passing gas (I
counted this occurring 11 times throughout the film). If I were an Adam Sandler
fan, I’m sure I’d feel insulted that Sandler felt this was what I wanted out of
a comedy; even as a non-fan, I still felt insulted.
And then there’s the amusingly unsubtle product placement
that constantly pops up on-screen, with the film starting and ending with two
full-length commercials (one for Pepto-Bismol, the other for Dunkin’ Donuts).
This is because the character of Jack rather conveniently works as an advertising
executive, and part of the plot of the film is that he wants Al Pacino to do a
commercial for Dunkin’ Donuts (because “Dunk-A-Chino,” one of the company’s new products, sounds like “Al
Pacino”). Also, if you go and see this “film” (though I don’t know why you
would) look out for the scene in which Jack and Jill go to the cinema together
and point their snacks in such a direction that the Coca Cola logos printed on the
packaging are in the perfect position for the camera to see; you shouldn’t
really miss it, as director Dennis Dugan makes sure you don’t.
I’m hesitant to even call “Jack and Jill” a film; I see it
more as a 90-minute Dunkin’ Donuts commercial consisting entirely of a series
of unfunny comedic events revolving around exasperating recurring characters
bereft of any sense of personality or motivation. Nonetheless, it has received
a theatrical release and will no doubt earn a hefty sum of money, undeserved as
every penny it earns may be. As a reviewer, all I can do is warn you not to see
the film, which, at this point at least, stands as the worst and laziest film
of 2011; I’d also like to point out that I found it more unbearable than “The
Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence).” Anyway, I have to go as I’m off to get myself
some Dunkin’ Donuts and a swig of Coca Cola, or, perhaps more appropriately,
some Pepto-Bismol.
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