What “Psycho” did for showers and what “Hostel” did for
Eastern Europe, “The Woman in Black” does for rocking chairs. This is achieved
through a scene that chilled me to the bone more than any moment from any recent
scare-em-up picture to splatter its way across a cinema screen near you. This
scene saw solicitor Arthur Kipps, played by ex-Hogwartsian Daniel Radcliffe, on
his lonesome in a possibly haunted house when he hears a monotonous noise, a creaking,
seemingly emitting from the nursery room that sits upstairs.
Hesitant but curious, Arthur wanders up the staircase and
down a long and darkly lit corridor to inspect the strange, almost menacing noise
that seems to be getting louder and louder as he approaches the locked door. He
enters the nursery room and discovers that the deafening racket is coming from,
you guessed it, a rocking chair. But not just any rocking chair, oh no; a
rocking chair that is furiously swinging back and forth apparently of its own
free will. And here’s the kicker: there’s no one in the room who could have
possibly touched it and there’s no one in the house but Arthur. I’ll tell you
one thing: I won’t be stepping foot anywhere near my local furniture store
anytime soon, that’s for sure.
Based on the wonderfully chilling novel by Susan Hill and
the subsequent stage play and 1989 TV film, “The Woman in Black” is the latest
release from recently resurrected film studio Hammer Horror, and is the first Hammer
production to be filmed in the studio’s rightful home of England in over 30
years; it certainly proves itself worthy of the title. Under the careful
direction of James Watkins (“Eden Lake”) and the skilful writing of Jane
Goldman (“X-Men: First Class”), this haunted house chiller-thriller is an
expertly crafted return to Hammer’s origins that will remind you of the sheer,
unrelenting terror of the things that go bump, creak and scream in the night.
In the gratuitously gothic Edwardian era, Arthur Kipps is a
young, widowed solicitor who is summoned to the North East of England to sort out the
paperwork of a recently deceased client of his firm. This client was the
elderly Alice Drablow, who up until her death lived in Eel Marsh House, a cobweb-decorated
remote mansion that sits on an island linked to the nearest
town only by a horribly dangerous causeway that disappears on high tide.
Leaving behind his four-year-old son for the week (don’t
worry, he’s with his nanny), Arthur sets off to the North East, where it turns
out the locals are less than welcoming; they refuse him board, refuse him a
room and basically tell him to bog off. Eel Marsh House turns out to be even
less welcoming: for one, there’s a ghost in it, and two, there’s a goddamn
ghost in it.
Yes, as Arthur quickly discovers upon stepping through the
doorway, Eel Marsh House is haunted by the presence of a sinister spectre which
reveals itself in the form of a woman clad entirely in black. But Arthur has paperwork to do at the
old and decrepit abode and decides to put the fearsome ghostie out of
his mind, a task that proves increasingly difficult when he begins to hear
things and see things that he really ought not to be hearing and seeing.
This is a classic, old-fashioned ghost story brought to life
by some very well-executed modern sensibilities. The old-fashioned stuff would
be the spine-chilling atmosphere expertly built up by Watkins and Goldman, as
well as the primary setting of the crumbling mansion of Eel Marsh House, a
triumph of production design, and the ever-reliable fear of the unknown. The
modern stuff, on the other hand, would be the louder, more violent moments, which
are fused rather brilliantly with the nerve-racking atmosphere, making for
some truly inspired and genuinely terrifying moments of unadulterated horror; I
shan’t give any scares away, but be warned that you may lose a few handfuls of
popcorn when shit in Eel Marsh House starts to get real.
With a big, dark, Hogwarts-shaped shadow looming over him,
Radcliffe gives a very fine leading performance in what is his first film since
the “Harry Potter” saga concluded last year. Long gone is his lightning bolt
scar and round-lensed spectacles, replaced with an unshaven jaw and a rather impressive
pair of sideburns. Yes, Master Radcliffe is now all grown up apparently, and
therein lies a bit of a problem; you see, it is an integral part of his character in “The Woman in Black” that he is a widowed father of a four-year-old child, and yet the 22-year-old Radcliffe
still looks like a 16-year-old schoolboy, in spite of the unkempt stubble and extended
sideburns decorating his fresh face. Radcliffe’s performance is a very engaging and very enjoyable one,
but I believe his casting may have been a bit of a misstep. I still love you,
though, Harry; you’re bloody magic!
Radcliffe’s co-stars are also on fine form, most prominently
the very talented Ciarán Hinds (“Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance”) as Sam Daily,
a kind and wealthy landowner who is one of the few to not tell Arthur to go back where he
came from, and recent Oscar-nominee Janet McTeer (“Albert Nobbs”) as Sam’s
possibly insane wife. There are also some splendid performances from those playing
the superstitious locals, too many to mention, but the sense of community and mounting
dread that they portray is extraordinarily well managed, and only adds to the intriguing
mystery that surrounds the film: what exactly is going on at Eel Marsh House
and what do the locals know about it?
“The Woman in Black” is a film that absorbs its audience,
teases them, startles them and finally scares the living bejesus out of them,
and it does this all pretty goddamn well. While it certainly has its fair share
of well-worn clichés (cheap jump scares, haunted house, insanely creepy
children’s toys), it is nevertheless a supremely entertaining horror film that succeeds
where most fail miserably: genuinely frightening every single person sitting in
the audience.
8/10
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